| | yeah i should be studying, but the more i do it the more i think about making this freakin post...so i guess story time?
ok. the first one happened probably a week ago, and it taught me an important lesson; never cross bums. so i'm walking to school in the morning, and i am passing by the park where polk street meets morgan. i see 3 bums around a park bunch, and 2 are standing while one is sitting. As i come closer, i notice that one of the standing bums is choking the one sitting, and then i heard him speak. "dont you EVER fuckin make fun of your friends like that again." "this guy," he explains as points to the other stander, "can beat your ass up if he ever wanted to." yeah. and then i started to walk a little faster.
a little earlier in the week, i was walking through the quad, and this dood that looked like he sold onion newspapers for a living approached me. he started telling me about this aids walk thingy, and since i had nothing to do, i thought i'd entertain him a little by listening to him. then, i heard this buzzing around my ear, and he stopped his speech and fixed his eyes on something. a bee landed on my shoulder, and for some reason, he cocked his arm back then slapped my shoulder as hard as he could to kill it. surprised, i said "what the hell did you do that for!?" he replied, "i saved yo life," and pointed to the bee on the floor.
and last...on saturday i went to my best friend's sister's wedding. his mom knew jesse white, and he was at the wedding as well. yeah...i went to the bathroom with jesse white.
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| | Posted 9/28/2006 1:53 AM - 32 Views - 10 eProps - 5 comments
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